Tuesday 26 April 2016

Jason Derulo - The Other Side Parody
Ft. TSM YellOwStaR

In the beginning
We all thought it was Piccaboo
When they were playing
With KaSing at IEM Cologne

But things got heated
So we took anyone EU
You're coming over
And we bid KaSing adieu

Tonight we'll just play League
Win all our lanes
I'll play Braum
You can pick Vayne
And we'll take them out
Just don't complain

We're going all the way

Tonight
Take me to the NA side
Botlane is where we'll both reside
Take me to the NA side
Our victory is in our sight

And I know
I ain't EU anymore
If I join TSM I'll be NA for sure
So tonight
They're playing checkers while we're playing chess
So see you at the top of LCS!

We could be perfect
But we're not playing like we could
Svenskeren's nervous
Not as aggressive as he should

Tonight we'll practice League
CS with Quinn
I'll play Braum
But you please play Jihn 
So we can take them out
Let's not complain

We're going all the way

Tonight
We're taking out the NA side
Botlane is where we'll both reside
Take me to the NA side
Our victory is n our sight

And I know
I ain't EU anymore
If I join TSM I'll be NA for sure
So tonight
They're playing checkers while we're playing chess
And we're at the top of NA LCS! 



Friday 2 October 2015

The 20 Worst Players at LoL S5 Worlds

I saw this thread on Reddit the other day about how the lolesports top 20 ranking was an absolute joke, which made me feel rather sad because I thought it was rather reasonable. I mean, it would be rather disheartening to see 20 Korean/Chinese players in the Top 20 with maybe an appearance by Huni or Yellowstar. I think it's completely valid to hype up the western players a bit by putting players that are household names (at least to people who watch LCS) in Western LoL such as Aphromoo or Bjergsen on the list. Thinking that Aphromoo > Piccaboo, that's a completely different story.

However, that (and another Reddit post) got me thinking - if the BEST players list was absolute trash, what about a WORST players list? I mean, it's horrible, it's pretentious, and it's completely judgmental, but it WOULD be kind of fun to make one. It's also the only way I can think of for more Western players to make a "top players of worlds" list. So, without further ado, let's count down the 20 worst players to make it to worlds this year.

This list does not go in any particular order. I don't want to be rude (although I guess I'm already being rude enough by making this list in the first place, so I don't know why I'd bother)

20. All of BKT
Great. I'm sure that BKT is probably a good team in their region, but the truth is, their region (the GPL in case you're wondering) is so developmentally behind that there just isn't much talent available. And even if the next Faker just happened to be playing in Garena, the infrastructure there just isn't at the level needed to nurture and develop a talent to become the next superstar. I'll be honest here, I don't even know who's on this team. I haven't watched a single game of theirs this entire split. But just by being a Wildcard team, I can make the inference that their players are probably not on the level of teams like SKT, EDG or even H2K (because they're all in the same group!)

14. All of paiN
Same deal with paiN as with BKT. I honestly think that Granted, I am of the opinion that paiN is actually a pretty good team and could potentially upset some mid-to-bottom LCS teams in a Best of 5 (and potentially take a game off of the Flash Wolves), but their players just don't seem to be at the caliber that worlds requires them to be at. Let's be real here, as talented as brTT and Kami might be, I just don't think they can hold up to players like Kur0, Pobelter, Doublelift, Pray and even NL. They're good, but not good enough for worlds, is what I'm trying to say here. 

9. Loulex
This is probably going to become a recurring theme. Loulex is good, but not really at the level of the rest of his teammates. An argument can be made for every single H2k member to be a top 3 player at their position in EU - Odoamne, Huni, Cabochard - Ryu, Febiven, Nukeduck - Hjarnan, Rekkles, Niels - Mithy, Yellowstar, KaSing - but I really can't make the argument for Loulex. Is he decidedly better than players like Fr3deric and Airwaks? For sure. But is he better than the upper echelons of EU junglers, such as Jankos, Amazing, Svenskeren or ReignOver? Not at all. His smiting skills rival those of Saintvicious, his Lee Sin play suffers from far too much over aggression, and his vision control is lackluster to say the best. 

Update: made some good plays against SKT but revealed his final form against EDG - that is, to say, he fucking sucked. 

8. Balls

Hurr durr Diamond 2 worrying trend for Cloud 9 now let's get the memes out of the way. I honestly don't think Balls is the same player that he was back in C9. I watched pretty much every single game of the NA LCS this split, and I can almost never remember a game where Balls carried his team. It was always Sneaky, Incarnati0n, or the enemy team throwing that led to a Cloud 9 victory. Granted, he had some pretty good showings near the end of the split on Fizz and ... um, wait... um... his Maokai was ok I guess. Let's go back to the basics here. He's good, but not good enough to avoid being dumpstered by Huni, Zz1tai, Ziv or Jatt. 

7. Hai 
But he's the legendary shotcaller for Cloud 9 how could he be on a worst players list?! Well, let's just say his mechanics are a little bit, well, lackluster. Role-swapping from mid to jungle didn't help either. His jungle sense is just a little bit... off, and he seems to resort to non-meta picks quite frequently in an attempt to almost "cheese" the enemy (see: Kha'Zix, Shyvana). Do I think he's a good jungler (here we go again)? Yes! He held his own against Move, IWDominate and Rush, who is widely considered to be the best jungler in NA. Do I think that he can hold his own against KaKAO and ReignOver? Hopefully, but I don't think so. I swear, if Hai makes the lolesports top 20 list, I'm going to quit playing League forever.

6. LemonNation

Three members of C9 are on this list, which kind of shows you how mechanically weak their team really is. In my opinion, C9 got to worlds mostly on the back of extreme mental fortitude, late game shotcalling, decisiveness, and having the best dank memes along their storyline (excluding CLG, you can never outmeme CLG). Lemon was one of the players that really helped C9 in their pick-ban phase, but with the introduction of coaches in S5, the need for an in-game pick-ban expert has diminished, as thus, Lemon's role in C9 too. His mechanics as a support aren't the greatest, and like Balls and Hai, has fallen off from when he was the best in NA back in S3. His Karma support is also quite the worrying trend for C9. 

5. Xmithie
Now Xmithie isn't actually a bad player (here we go again). Other than a few missed Xmithie - sorry, Sejuani ults during the Spring Split playoffs, he's actually a pretty good jungler for CLG - a team that has carry potential in all three lanes. He's not the kind of jungler to make the flashiest of plays like Rush, nor the type to sit back and be invisible, like certain other NA junglers on other teams (not mentioning names here). He ganks enough to provide pressure for the rest of the team, stays alive well enough to avoid getting caught, and generally plays pretty average. So why is he on a "worst players" list? Because almost every other jungler at worlds is better (excluding certain obvious exceptions, such as other NA junglers that will not be mentioned here) - can Xmithie really stand up to Bengi or KaKao? 

4. Dyrus
Since I wrote the rest of this "article" before the group stage, I didn't know how well the other players would do. Turned out Hai, LemonNation and the rest of C9 embarrassed AHQ 4v5, as I'm pretty sure AHQ's jungler Mountain disconnected after the first gank on Veigar. Xmithie landed a game-winning cocoon on Kkramer of the Flash Wolves in CLG's inaugural international game of Season 5. Loulex made some alright-kinda-decent plays against SKT on Gragas but then proceeded to suck ass against EDG. Now we get to Dyrus. The only frame of reference I have of him is TSM's match against KTR. I don't think it's legal to reference that here. Let's just say that Ssumday is my new favourite top laner to watch, and not even Bjergsen solo-killing Nagne in lane could win TSM that game. Actually, speaking of TSM, let's move on to the #3 player on this list, which is...

3. WildTurtle 
Some players lose their skill after a few seasons of playing - like legendary support player Madlife or S4 finalist inSec. Some players, such as Flame, are known as gods during one period and mediocre during other period.s Then there's WildTurtle, who's skill level dropped off a cliff from S5 Spring Split to S5 Summer. I swear, back in Spring Split his Kalista and Sivir were really quite scary champions, and he regularly carried games for TSM. Then Huni picked Cassiopeia top and since that fateful game, Turtle's play has just not been the same. His once-actually-pretty-good teamfight positioning completely evaporated over the course of one tournament, while his already-weak laning phase became painfully obvious during the course of the Summer Split. If I had to pick out one player that was most responsible for TSM's loss today vs KTR, it would probably be... yeah, Dyrus. Turtle comes in a close second though. No offense

2. Santorin
I could write something about Santorin, or I could just post this image here. 

1. Misc
Now that might seem a bit strange - after all, there isn't actually a player at worlds called "Misc." But I didn't want to put anyone else here, so here's a few honorable mentions that I feel are too strong for this list but too weak to be actually that good. 
     > xPeke - his play in the Summer Split finals was really not up to par. Here's hoping that he gets the legendary "worlds buff" that I've heard so much about. 
     > Odoamne - wasn't this guy in contention for best top laner in EU? What happened? His play, like Turtle, seems to have fallen off of a cliff. 
     > Kkramer - didn't NL have to sub for this guy? From what I've seen, FW with NL > FW with Kkramer. No offense. 
     > Steak - predicted by a lot of analysts to suck. So far he's proven them wrong. He's on this list purely because of the analysts, from what I've seen he's pretty good. 
      > Kid - oh no a Chinese player is on this list oh no, but let's be real here he's not very good, iG is at worlds mainly because of KaKao and Rookie
     > TBQ - for a team that wants to be the best in the world, with potentially the second best mid laner in the world, the best ADC in the world and the best support in China at least, he seems really out of place. He is to LGD what Loulex is to H2k. That's not a compliment. 
     > Kitties - marginally better than Kid 
     > Mountain - please don't ever pick rengar ever again

tl;dr eu > na 












Friday 14 August 2015

LCS Playoffs

I honestly haven't been this hyped for LCS playoffs since, well, ever. With the exception of the obviously-Fnatic favored game against UOL, every single match this weekend has the potential to go to 5 games. And I am hyped. As. Fuck. So many questions will be answered this weekend. Will CLG choke? Will TSM actually play well and not let Quas and Piglet get fed off of their significantly weaker lane counterparts? Is H2k capable of taking down the retirement home of the EU LCS? All this and more will be answered...

... I'm not making the John Cena joke.

Here are my predictions:

Origen vs H2k
I want to believe in H2k so badly - they're my favorite EU team because rooting for Fnatic gets boring after a while. They have everything that they could need to take down Origen, but I don't know which H2k will show up. The one that was dominating the first half of summer split, or the one that lost to Copenhagen Wolves. The mother fucking Copenhagen Wolves. How did that even happen. In the top lane, I think that Odoamne and sOAZ are pretty well matched up against each other - both can either play tanky, supporty, boring champions or can play carry champs a-la-Rumble. xPeke vs Ryu should be fun to watch, supposing xPeke doesn't go full "Korean-midlaners-are-so-ez-dude" mode. Hjarnan + kaSing match up with Niels + Mithy pretty well too, this lane is one that would most likely go even. The biggest disparity is probably in the jungle, where everyone thinks that Loulex is trash tier and Amazing will dump all over him. According to Reddit, Loulex is "trash" and the "reason why H2k has been tilting lately." Both teams have the potential to take this series, but I say that H2k takes it 3-2 and Mithy gets banned for flaming shortly afterwards.

CLG vs TiP
I gave all my faith to CLG, so they better perform this playoffs. Heck, I even bought the icon because. well, I have all my faith in CLG that they will finally prevail and win a playoff series. However, if there is one team that I can see beating them, it would be probably either TL or TSM, but TiP would be a close second. Impact is the one top laner that gives Zion actual trouble in lane (honestly, Impact and Zion are probably the best and second best tops in the region), and Rush is the kind of jungler that would completely fuck Xmithie up. Mid and bottom are both CLG-favored - I am of the opinion that Pobelter is actually a pretty good mid, and almost certainly an improvement over the "fresh-out-of-Challenger-mid-then-support-then-mid-again-Azir-one-trick-pony" Gate. In a similar vein, the Rush Hour bot lane is most likely going to be a larger factor than the measuring stick of mediocrity that is the TiP bot lane. In my opinion, this series will hinge on whether Pobelter and Doublelift can acquire large enough advantages to be able to carry Xmithie to victory. I say CLG takes it, 3-2, and Riot fines Rush for being "BM" for saying "NA jungler all trash."

Fnatic vs UOL
if uol takes this series i will donate my firstborn child to powerofevil. ez 3-0 for fnatic, h0r0 goes on the analyst desk for the grand finals because his english improved during his tenure on uol

TL vs TSM
Oh yes, the good-old "Bjergsen and four wardbots" against TL, the one team in NA that I can safely say have three actual threats on their team, along with a strong jungler and a passable support. I honestly think that TL has an advantage in almost every lane, as well as the jungle. I say "almost" because Fenix can at best go even with Bjergsen, and at worst will most likely get absolutely dumpstered, cry about it and then go back to Korea to reflect on his life decisions. But outside of mid, all other positions have a significant advantage. I'm not saying Dyrus is irrelevant, but honestly, Quas at his best > Dyrus normally. However, if the "I-just-solokilled-Ackerman-on-Mundo" Dyrus shows up instead of the "I-can-play-Sion-and-Maokai-pretty-well" Dyrus, TSM have a fighting chance in the top lane. Bot lane is a completely different story. Piglet, the former ADC of SKT, S3 worlds champions, will almost certainly completely fuck WildTurtle up to the point that Keith "Yuri "Le Toucan" Jew" McBrief will have to sub for him during Games 3 & 4. As well, IWDominate is one of the two NA junglers who knows what "early game pressure" is, and the other jungler is not Santorin (it's Rush, lol). In fact, Santorin is known for his impeccable cosplay as Evelynn, because he's pretty much invisible during the early game. I say TL takes this 3-1 over TSM, and WildTurtle gets benched again in favor of a tropical bird.

tl;dr santorin's like: "oh don't you dare look back, just keep your wards on me, i say i'm going bot, bjerg says "shut up and gank for me," guess midlane is my destiny, shut up and gank for me"





Saturday 11 July 2015

Eminem - Rap God PARODY
A Fnatic-Themed Parody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA
(H2K's actually my favourite team so no hate please) 

I'm beginning to feel like a League God (League God)
All the fans call us the FNC Gods (C-Gods)
Now who thinks their skills are good enough to box god (box god)
They say we play like EDG so call us CN Gods (N-Gods)
But for us to play like Deft must have him on our team
We got a Rekless in our back pocket
Huni'll go off in that top socket
Got a flawless with just no losses
Runnin' EU LCS since forever
Ever since sOAZ was in that top lane
With Cyanide ganking in his (jungle)
Yellowstar's a legend, just as honest
And will ruin your bot lane like all hell
Rekless? Rek 'em all with
This flashity, flash-Q-W-Ult-BorK-E
You don't want to get into a 1v1 with the "European Deft"
At his best, never distressed, never suppressed zest, bot test, faced EL stress
And at the exact same time we attempt these mechanical stunts while I'm performing that
We'll still be able
To mother-fucking out-rotate you
And break your turret over your back and crack it right in half
Only realized it was ironic FNC was in first after the fact
How could they not win? They're a constant
Feel their wrath of attack
EU LCS is having a rough time, period
Here's a "patch note" pack
They're actually disastrously bad
For the fans while we're frantically constructing this Fnatic-piece yeah
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'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a League God (League God)
All the fan-girls from the front to the back nod (back nod)
Now who thinks Huni might be the best top (best top)
Let me show you beating Odoamne ain't that hard (that hard)
Everybody want the key and the secret to EU LCS like I have got
Well to be truthful the blueprint's simply talent and exuberance
Everybody loves to root for the "students"
Hit Berlin like an airstrike and did nothing but take LCS by storm since
sOAZ gets taken to third by my Gnar play
'Cause I use him as a monster to track my prey
Now Huni leads a lane full of "newbies"
Feb? He's a product of Trashy, Odoamne, Hjarnan and, H 2 K, coL hey pr0lly, Loulex, kaSing,
Thank you, they got Feb inspired enough to one day grow up
Blow up and be in a position
To solo-kill Faker and take him
To a mother-fucking best-of-best best of five even though he choked and his bot lost right at the final game
Only best of five Steeelback's ever won was vs H2K in a show of shame
Y'all nerds think it's just a game
Until we attain fame
From just League-ing, tell me what why in the fuck ain't you believing?
Little gay H2K
So gay we could barely shake your hands after the game H2K
You're witnessing a massacre like you're seeing Turtle or Lustboy get benched H2K
Oy vey, H2-Gay
That's all they say H2K
Origen gets a thumbs up, a "xPeke" and a way to go from the LCS every day
Hey H2K, what you say H2K?
We went to five games with SKT, H2K!
We all worked for it
Never poached China for shit H2K
Get on my level H2K
Basically Hjar, you'll never be capable of playing on the same level H2K
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'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a League God (League God)
All of Reddit from the front to the back nod (back nod)
The way we're shooting to the top, we're Team "Roccat" (Roccat)
Undefeated in the EU LCS, call us the EU Gods

(Yes I know there's another verse but it's really long)

Monday 6 July 2015

B.o.B. - Magic
A CLG - Themed Parody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq-NShfefks

I've got faith in CLG
Every week they seem to beat TIP and N M E
And if they lose we all just blame it on Xmithie
But there's nothing to fear, we'll always find victory!
Now everybody knows that we are golden
       .... golden, golden, g-g-g-golden, golden, golden, golden golden golden, yeahhhh
       ... it's CLG's Golden Age!

For all the people hating on our climb
Pick a team, any team, they beat 'em every time
We even beat C9, that game was kind of a crime
Bjergsen move aside, 'cause Pobelter's in his prime
They had Twitch chat babbling
Potential jokes unraveling
'Belter's AP Kog surprising and destroying and
Even Incarnati0n had to go and take some classes in
Winning lane, CLG GG EZ
What's happening?
So come one, come all, is Double here to stay?
ZionSpartan winning lane like it's easy, child's play
We know Pobelter is the Link that we were missing
And Aphromoo will land the hooks all day, no dismissing

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Still got faith in CLG
Even though we lost to Piglet and T I P
We have no early pressure, there's none from Xmithie
And four game losing streak, we can't find no victories
But even now I still believe we're
          .... golden, golden, golden, g-g-golden, golden golden, golden, golden, golden
          .... still CLG's Golden Age!

We'll take a journey back into time
It's been a while since DL's been in his prime
Stayed on that carry, but he's barely shown any progress
Yeah back at Worlds, with Krepo back on the analyst desk
Now, now, are they back? Or are we benching Xmithie and Pobelter like that?
Will Hotshot deceive us with jungle misconceptions?
Pobelter plays like Faker but sometimes is a money taker
Zion kicks it with his Gnar play but can't seem to play Hecarim
Be cautious 'cause when they play it could give us hypertension
DL breaks all the rules 'cause of all the auto spacing
Picks and bans are a mess 'cause Lulu mid is what they chasing
We just dropped from first place, to a 5-6th playoff placing
Now that all the salt is felt, who's the first that needs replacing?

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No faith left in CLG
At this rate we're gonna lose to teams like GV
Zion's playing poor but we'll just blame Xmithie
Just no more Riot fines, we have just one victory
But still I think that we are in the
      .... golden, golden, golden, g-g-golden, golden golden, golden, golden, golden
      .... still CLG's Golden Age!











Tuesday 23 June 2015

So in light of WildTurtle's recent benching, I think I've figured out how this might actually be a good thing for Team SoloMid. 

This is definitely not because I first picked him and XiaoWeiXiao this split in Fantasy LCS and was expecting him to do substantially better and get me far more points and generally crush the hopes and dreams of my fantasy enemies. Nor does it have anything to do with the pillars of salt that my hopes and dreams dissolved into when he got absolutely shit on by Doublelift in the first weeks of fantasy. No, this has absolutely nothing to do with Fantasy LCS. This is something else entirely.

WildTurtle is Illuminati. 

Now I'm sure you've all heard the jokes that "Napoleon is literally Hitler" or "Comcast is run by Nazis" or how apparently "jet fuel can't melt steel beams." I'm sure you think that I'm just joking when I say that anyone on TSM can be affiliated with such a vile organization such as the Illuminati. Hell, Reginald used to not allow players on social media because he was worried about the image of his brand or something. So it makes no sense that someone on TSM would be an Illuminatist. Right?

Wrong.

Let's take a closer look at the facts.
1) WildTurtle is an ADC player. You know who else is an ADC player? Doublelift. Doublelift is on CLG, which is notorious for having "potential." Potential you say? The formula for potential energy is GPE = mgh, where m = mass, g = gravity and h = height. Gravity? That's a LCS team! Who is on Gravity? Hauntzer, Move, Keane, Altec and Bunny Fu Fuu. Bunny is widely known as a Thresh god, and who got him this title? Hi im gosu, who is widely speculated to be a girl. Who is Gosu's trademark champion? Vayne - just like Piglet, who played on SKT T1 and won Season 3 Worlds. And which lane does Piglet play in? The bot lane. That's our first clue. B
2) WildTurtle is on Team SoloMid - the most popular League team in the world. SoloMid - which corresponds to the position! Who is TSM's midlaner - Bjergsen, who came to NA from Europe. Who else did this? Dexter - on CLG. When Dexter was on CLG, Seraph was on the team - a Korean who plays for TDK now. TDK - Team Dragon Knights. Who is a "dragon knight?" Shyvana, who has 7 letters in her name. The letter in the middle? A "v." And what is next to "v" in the alphabet? U. 
3) WildTurtle has won a LCS split title, making his team one of the four teams that has managed to acquire this incredibly coveted title. The other three teams being Fnatic, Alliance and Cloud 9. Disregarding Cloud 9 because EU > NA, the initials of these three teams spell out FAT. Now we all know that you can get fat by eating too much. Similarly, Gragas in League is considered to be a fat champion, and the newly announced champion - Tahm - has abilities that allow him to eat his allies and opponents. "Gragas" has two "g's" - as in "gg," or good game. Tahm most likely comes from potamos, the Greek word for river. Put "gg" and "river" together to get "gg river," which doesn't sound like much of a combination to be honest. However, if you replace the final "r" in "river" with an "n," you get "gg riven" - something that only a toxic player in League would say. Toxicity is a common trait among poison types in Pokemon - a Japanese game. Japan has a single sun on their flag, and since we've already discussed the "u" in the sun in the previous suggestion, and the "n" is obviously where the "n" in "gg riven" came from, that leaves the "s" as the next letter.
4) Lastly, WildTurtle is often known for his mispositioning and over-aggressiveness, often being referred to as "TSM's primary engage." Engage? The word contains two "e's" - like famous Dota player EternalEnvy - the captain of Cloud 9 Dota! Cloud 9 in League has 5 legendary players - Balls, Meteos, Hai, Sneaky and LemonNation. However, we can disregard Balls, Meteos and LemonNation because they're not carry players the same way WildTurtle is. That leaves only Sneaky and Hai as possible choices. Sneaky seems irrelevant because he's actually a good ADC in NA, as opposed to WildTurtle. That leaves Hai. Which letter does his name start with? H
5) Lastly, we take a look at WildTurtle's statistics this split to see if we can complete the code. According to this article (http://www.goldper10.com/article/1855-breaking-down-tsms-adc-problem.html), Turtle's KDA this split was 3.50, his damage % was 21.7% and his damage per minute was a measly 410. Now take a closer look at these numbers. 3 x 5 = 15, and 4 x 1 = 4. Now remove the ones from the equation, and we're left with "5" and "4." Add those together, and you get... 9. Now let's take a look at 21.7%. 2 + 1 + 7 = 10. Adding the one that we took away from 15 earlier... and we get 11. 

Isn't it obvious?

B U S H 9 11
BUSH DID 9/11. 
WAKE UP AMERICA. 

tl;dr bush did 9/11 and hitler owns comcast













Saturday 20 June 2015

LoL - Team Changes
A parody of a parody by ESEX who did the Dota version so I got bored enough to do the League version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmK__ooAs-4&index=4&list=FLV4_i2Qh_grdXW_Ab1rCewQ - is the original, well not really it's the ESEX original, the original is Tupac - Changes
Each few lines refers to a certain player (I think) or a certain incident (I think)

I see team changes Wake up in the morning and I ask myself No chance at worlds, should I stream myself I'm tired of relegation or playing in CS Outta Europe looking forward for my team's progress Freeze don't give a damn about SK Hit the hook, flash and flay
Just not nRated's day Werly top with no bot Haha it's k, one less mid, just not your day Three weeks of summer don't reveal who's best Piglet's back, TL's first, who would have guessed It's time to fight back! That's what Korea said Fight EDG and now Korea's dead I got love for C9, but they could never win MSI With LemonNation and Hai They gotta start making changes Build a team full of carries and no real weak link That's not how it's supposed to be Kick Uzi outta Royal and he joined OMG I'd loved to go back to when we played S3 But things change, and that's just the way it is ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I see team changes Where's my familiar faces? Pobelter's free, let's see who he replaces Asunder, Counter Logic is the way to make this
A stable team with a lack of hate trains Take the money outta league and Samsung's acting right Cause both PawN and Deft are EDG tonight And the only time they play is before MSI Takes funds to survive, just to stay alive And TSM is NA's master race But they ain't ready, to see their top laner's face! 4 splits can't seem to conceal the fact Top lane is stacked And it's got Impact! But NA will never change Tryna gank another lane but mid's sitting in a farm game Now tell me what's support to do? Lust Cena ain't gonna try to carry you! We operate the China way, (We got Imp today) But you got him in the shady way Talking smack to his team, (It's only dade) Well, hey, that's just the way it is ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And still I see team changes Can the Chinese take a little rest? There's Koreans in the east and Koreans in the LCS Instead of team fights in LCK We see Spirit's play And World Elite's gradual decay! And Forg1ven's never picked a champ he ain't want to pick But now he's trapped with no staff tryna win real quick Don't let 'em take you down!
Gambit's down! Gambit's down! Take their crown!
Huni knows when to use TP They get jealous when they see him in the BOT But tell Fnatic they can't poach me H2K knows me And it's Season 5, not 3 That's the sound of their pleas
"Oddone join us please!" Nah bro, I don't wanna lose to Freeze And as long as UoL's here Kikis gon' stay here No meta, Jungle Gnar's here 'Cause I always gotta worry bout that one steal
PowerOfEvil who just made the smite unreal
Can't push out the mid Azir
Rat a tat tat tat that's the way it is....