Eminem - Rap God PARODY
A Fnatic-Themed Parody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbGs_qK2PQA
(H2K's actually my favourite team so no hate please) 

I'm beginning to feel like a League God (League God)
All the fans call us the FNC Gods (C-Gods)
Now who thinks their skills are good enough to box god (box god)
They say we play like EDG so call us CN Gods (N-Gods)
But for us to play like Deft must have him on our team
We got a Rekless in our back pocket
Huni'll go off in that top socket
Got a flawless with just no losses
Runnin' EU LCS since forever
Ever since sOAZ was in that top lane
With Cyanide ganking in his (jungle)
Yellowstar's a legend, just as honest
And will ruin your bot lane like all hell
Rekless? Rek 'em all with
This flashity, flash-Q-W-Ult-BorK-E
You don't want to get into a 1v1 with the "European Deft"
At his best, never distressed, never suppressed zest, bot test, faced EL stress
And at the exact same time we attempt these mechanical stunts while I'm performing that
We'll still be able
To mother-fucking out-rotate you
And break your turret over your back and crack it right in half
Only realized it was ironic FNC was in first after the fact
How could they not win? They're a constant
Feel their wrath of attack
EU LCS is having a rough time, period
Here's a "patch note" pack
They're actually disastrously bad
For the fans while we're frantically constructing this Fnatic-piece yeah
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'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a League God (League God)
All the fan-girls from the front to the back nod (back nod)
Now who thinks Huni might be the best top (best top)
Let me show you beating Odoamne ain't that hard (that hard)
Everybody want the key and the secret to EU LCS like I have got
Well to be truthful the blueprint's simply talent and exuberance
Everybody loves to root for the "students"
Hit Berlin like an airstrike and did nothing but take LCS by storm since
sOAZ gets taken to third by my Gnar play
'Cause I use him as a monster to track my prey
Now Huni leads a lane full of "newbies"
Feb? He's a product of Trashy, Odoamne, Hjarnan and, H 2 K, coL hey pr0lly, Loulex, kaSing,
Thank you, they got Feb inspired enough to one day grow up
Blow up and be in a position
To solo-kill Faker and take him
To a mother-fucking best-of-best best of five even though he choked and his bot lost right at the final game
Only best of five Steeelback's ever won was vs H2K in a show of shame
Y'all nerds think it's just a game
Until we attain fame
From just League-ing, tell me what why in the fuck ain't you believing?
Little gay H2K
So gay we could barely shake your hands after the game H2K
You're witnessing a massacre like you're seeing Turtle or Lustboy get benched H2K
Oy vey, H2-Gay
That's all they say H2K
Origen gets a thumbs up, a "xPeke" and a way to go from the LCS every day
Hey H2K, what you say H2K?
We went to five games with SKT, H2K!
We all worked for it
Never poached China for shit H2K
Get on my level H2K
Basically Hjar, you'll never be capable of playing on the same level H2K
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'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a League God (League God)
All of Reddit from the front to the back nod (back nod)
The way we're shooting to the top, we're Team "Roccat" (Roccat)
Undefeated in the EU LCS, call us the EU Gods

(Yes I know there's another verse but it's really long)

B.o.B. - Magic
A CLG - Themed Parody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cq-NShfefks

I've got faith in CLG
Every week they seem to beat TIP and N M E
And if they lose we all just blame it on Xmithie
But there's nothing to fear, we'll always find victory!
Now everybody knows that we are golden
       .... golden, golden, g-g-g-golden, golden, golden, golden golden golden, yeahhhh
       ... it's CLG's Golden Age!

For all the people hating on our climb
Pick a team, any team, they beat 'em every time
We even beat C9, that game was kind of a crime
Bjergsen move aside, 'cause Pobelter's in his prime
They had Twitch chat babbling
Potential jokes unraveling
'Belter's AP Kog surprising and destroying and
Even Incarnati0n had to go and take some classes in
Winning lane, CLG GG EZ
What's happening?
So come one, come all, is Double here to stay?
ZionSpartan winning lane like it's easy, child's play
We know Pobelter is the Link that we were missing
And Aphromoo will land the hooks all day, no dismissing

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Still got faith in CLG
Even though we lost to Piglet and T I P
We have no early pressure, there's none from Xmithie
And four game losing streak, we can't find no victories
But even now I still believe we're
          .... golden, golden, golden, g-g-golden, golden golden, golden, golden, golden
          .... still CLG's Golden Age!

We'll take a journey back into time
It's been a while since DL's been in his prime
Stayed on that carry, but he's barely shown any progress
Yeah back at Worlds, with Krepo back on the analyst desk
Now, now, are they back? Or are we benching Xmithie and Pobelter like that?
Will Hotshot deceive us with jungle misconceptions?
Pobelter plays like Faker but sometimes is a money taker
Zion kicks it with his Gnar play but can't seem to play Hecarim
Be cautious 'cause when they play it could give us hypertension
DL breaks all the rules 'cause of all the auto spacing
Picks and bans are a mess 'cause Lulu mid is what they chasing
We just dropped from first place, to a 5-6th playoff placing
Now that all the salt is felt, who's the first that needs replacing?

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No faith left in CLG
At this rate we're gonna lose to teams like GV
Zion's playing poor but we'll just blame Xmithie
Just no more Riot fines, we have just one victory
But still I think that we are in the
      .... golden, golden, golden, g-g-golden, golden golden, golden, golden, golden
      .... still CLG's Golden Age!